I'm 27 years old with nothing?

I'll spare you all the details....basically, I was a bit of a slacker in highschool.....then once I graduated....I put a bunch of pressure on myself to do great things.....my first semester right after 9/11 I got almost straight As....had a job....a car.....life was never better.....but after that it was a tailspin that I never recovered from....flunked out of university.....only got an liberal arts ociate's degree.....got busted a few times.....for weed, tresping, 2 DUIs, felony joyriding.......lost my car.....cant find a job..........had to move with my parents down to Florida from NJ which I hate......dont know anyone.......live in the middle of nowhere.......can't stand the heat.....the economy is brutal but where I live I dont think it makes that much of a difference anyway....there is nothing here....I've been here for 4 years.....lost all contact for the most part with everyone I know.....and I'm just stranded and miserable....plus my parent's health is deteriorating.....what do I do? Sunday was my birthday....I spent it sleeping as much as possible just to get through it as quickly as possible. Next tme you think your life sucks....remember this......and I know I sound like a whiny, crybaby....but there is nothing to be positve or hopeful about.....sadly thats just the way it is....I messed up....and there was no room for error in my life.